Pension Bard, ChatGPT – InsuranceNewsNet

Annuities can change and sustain lives, but let’s face it, they’re just as exciting as mortality tables.

And why do you need it? After all, an annuity can be as life-changing for a retiree as it is a muse for an artist. Shouldn’t it be the subject of at least one poem or song? I asked you to write.

ChatGPT is an artificial intelligence chatbot that everyone is waving like a postmodern magic 8-ball. He asked ChatGPT if artificial intelligence would replace financial advisors, so he also decided to ask for some poems on pensions to see how artistically creative artificial intelligence could be. .

Here’s my first attempt:

pension, steady stream
promise of income
it’s our golden age
our savings don’t disappear
But give us a steady glow

Peace of mind every time you pay
Find your future security
stable source of funding
to enjoy life and dash
Toward various dreams

Annuities, smart investments
For comfortable old age
fund guarantee
So our future never moves
Get out and our worries are less.

It was good, not great, but I was hoping for a little more lyricism. Attempt number 2 is:

pension, oh pension
Stable income stream, very smart
Contracts with insurance companies
To serve your future, have no fear

you invest lump sum or payment
in exchange for regular dividends
How to make sure you plan for retirement
In Annuities, your finance page

Fixed or variable, the choice is yours
To survive market changes and turmoil
Immediately or procrastinating, the timing
Annuities give you options

So when planning your golden age
Think about your pension and ease your anxiety
Future reliable source of income
Annuities, wise investments, some

Impressed with the product details in it. But what would William Shakespeare do?

Oh, the pension, the sweet stream of the income stream
from an investment made a few days ago
steady flow of cash, constant flow
For those who want to relieve future suffering

When we are young, we plan and save for our future
When age and infirmity rule
And pensions, these contracts we bring
To protect us from the eyes of want and destitution

A sigh of relief with each installment
For those who fear the end of wealth and means
Annuities, a constant source of grief
For those who want to spend their old age comfortably

Let’s celebrate the power of pensions
To provide a worry-free future

yes! Sweet Income Stream! Nice image, but what about a little grit in the mixture? The song that saloon bard Tom Waits suggests about pensions?

Verse 1:

I hid a small nest egg
In pension it stays here
It’s not much, but it’s a start
Let it grow and make it smart

chorus:
pension, pension
make sure my future is safe
pension, pension
Make sure I’m always pure

Verse 2:
I don’t own flashy stocks or bonds
A stable source of income to meet
Not flashy but reliable
I always make sure I’m stylish

chorus:
pension, pension
make sure my future is safe
pension, pension
Make sure I’m always pure

bridge:
i’m not looking for easy money
A steady flow of cash is enough
I don’t need a fast life
A little bit of security, yes

chorus:
pension, pension
make sure my future is safe
pension, pension
Make sure I’m always pure

Outro:
So I keep saving and investing
With my pension, my future is the best
No worries, no fear
A stable source of income for years to come.

Steven A. Morelli is a contributing editor for InsuranceNewsNet. He has over 25 years of experience as a journalist and editor for newspapers and magazines. He was also Vice President of Communications for the Association of Insurance Agents.can reach steve [email protected]

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